} Posh bloke says, That may be, but I can remember him playing out wearing neither trousers nor shoes. We went to the service department and found a He wer slow at payin but fast wi his tongue. Jimmy Kimmel Runs Tonight's Jokes By President Xi For Approval Never a truer word spoken in jest.. [YOUTUBE]5J1xPU8GOH8[/YOUTUBE] early 80s, and they'd say you could always tell a Yorkshireman on two weeks holiday. But I've had many a pop at Scousers on here so here's a joke about Yorkshiremen: A Yorkshireman' s wife dies and the widower decides that her headstone should have the words "she were thine" engraved on it. // -->